Tuesday, 5 August 2008

An Irish conundrum!



If you set a Sat Nav to take you from Belfast to Carraroe how could
one end up in a field in Ballyhaunis! Strange but true (well except
the field bit). Friends did just that last night! And on the subject
of this little piece of invaluable (in some circles) modern
technology, did you read about the Kerry experience, i know they only
know about football and fleecing stupid yanks, but they also know a
thing or two about modern gadjets -- they are f-ing useless on the
ring of Kerry!!

Titus

Image sourced from HERE

Friday, 16 May 2008

Where have all the f>*^_s gone?


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Some years ago in our ancient land there was the Intermediate Cert. Some people I understand did great in all their subjects bar Irish! naturally curbing their creative instincts, especially at a time when one couldn't get a job as a kitchen porter unless you had the cupla focal! I was interested to hear all views regarding this. As for all the f*&^%s, drinkers, Sun readers (or maybe Sun worshippers), ManU fans et al, probably all gazing through Heaney's 'skylight' as he listened to Christy singing 'Back home in Derry', and both reminiced on the shape of Dana's posterior! The deadline as all good editors would say was yesterday, but if you hurry you might make the late edition!

Titus